Why would an organisation such a prescriptive name as: "The Confederation of North, Central American, and Caribbean Association Football" - CONCACAF, have Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana (all of which are in South America) in it?

I would have thought if you were a going to give your self the longest name of any sport governing body you might as well get it right!

How about: "The Confederation of North, Central American, Caribbean, and South American Nations That Aren't Good Enough to Play Again Other South American Nations, Association Football" or CONCACSANTAGEPAOSANAF.