I haven't been paying attention so if I get any of the details wrong then thats why.

From half heard conversations, the witting on toilet walls, and a huge helping of imagination, I've pieced together the following.

Apparently Teddy Sheringham was caught by a speed camera, driving over the legal limit.

Again apparently he got his friend Bobby Zamora to say that in fact it was him that was driving.

Now I don't know if this is true but you have to ask given that you where trying to say that the person in the picture wasn't you, wouldn't you get someone thats looks like you?