Over the next couple of days Newcastle United and Birmingham City will fight it out to see which team can sign Mark Viduka.

There one really big question here, namely: Why?

I saw Mark Viduka's first game in England when Leeds played an away friendly at Huddersfield. He was rubbish that day and he's still rubbish now.

When Sam Allardyce took over at Newcastle he promised fast route one football, which Viduka can't play.

Steve Bruce, said that he had learnt the the lessons of two years ago and was not going to sign expensive older plays, yet he the goes and offers 32 year old Viduka £60,000 per week.

Seriously does Viduka have naked pictures of someone cause I can't think of another explanation of why he's so successful.