While I'm on the subject of Children's Telly......

I keep being disturbed by the adult themes in children's programing, take Tot's TV for example:

Tilly, Tom, and Tiny live in a little cottage, I'm guessing it's in The Cottswolds or somewhere equally upper middle class.

As far as Tiny is concerned life is good, he lives with his two best friends the Intellectual Tom (who narrowly missed out on being on the the panel for "Eggheads", unfortunately the BBC decided to go with CJ instead) and seductive Gaelic temptress Tilly (Who is so xenophobic that she will only talk in French despite clearly understanding English!).

For Tilly (the Nymphomaniac) and Tom (Tilly's submissive sex slave, who must do the bidding of his mistress) life is not so good they are trying to carry on an illicit affair and Tiny (who they see as the slow younger brother figure) keeps getting in the way! In the photo you can see Tom's hand raised ready to smash Tiny's head into the rock that Tilly has cunningly disguised as a globe.