Crytozoolgy is actually classed as a science at the moment but it is so lame and unscientific that it makes Psedosciences like “Flat-World theory”, “Pyramid power”, and “Biology” look credible!

Crytozoolgy is the scientific study of mythical animals, they actually write journal articles which are in equal parts - based on evidence made up with trick photography, guess work, and the information on Pokemon top trumps,

Even though a Crytozoolgist has never seen the Lock Ness Monster they would be able to tell you all about them, in fact many people don’t realise that the popular 1980’s children cartoon “The Family Ness” was originally made for the Open University Crytozoolgy course.