Astrology is the science of predicting the future by carefully observing the night time movements of the stars. The great thing about Astrology is that other people can gather the information for you

For example I can predict that an early morning chat show host will soon be arrested for public indecency.

You May well ask how? It’s quite simple, a recent hit on this website was a result of the search “Lorraine Kelly Dogging” Q.E.D.