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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
 
#112: Saved by the Bell

Do you ever get the impression that TV gives you unrealistic expectations of life, while at the same time being completely hypocritical. On one hand people are outraged but the amount of teenagers having sex on the other hand you have programs aimed at teens and pre-teens that promote a promiscuous life style. Like many of you I wasted a good many Saturday mornings watching “Saved by the Bell” it seemed that Zack had a new girlfriend every week and according to the fan sites he must have done. Here is a quick look at the notches on Zack’s bed post, oh and remember Zack was the only one of the main male cast to go out with all three female members of the cast. When you consider that for most of this time Zack was supposed to be going out with Kelly it’s quite an impressive list:

Carla
Danelle (a College girl Zack goes out with when he’s in “8th Grade”)
Joanna Peterson
Kelly’s sister!
Mr Belding’s Niece!
Girl in wheelchair”! (he didn’t know her name but any port in a storm)
Wendy Peaks (a “large” girl who pay him to go out with her)
Stacey Carosi (His bosses daughter)
Andera
Krystee (School’s female wrestler)
Jenifer (the school Nurse!!!!!!!)
Slater’s sister!
(He even hit on Slater in one episode)
Laura (A homeless girl he meets)
Tori
Leslie (Kelly’s college roommate)

We never saw the episode where Zack confesses to sleeping with women who paid him, men, and homeless people, so Kelly makes him go to the clap clinic!


posted by Carneade @ 9:26 PM ¦