“Dr” Gillian McKeith is synonymous with the phrase “You are what you eat”, so I guess in her case she must sit down to a heaped bowl of “Honey Nut Phoney Qualification Loops” for breakfast, have “Quack Burgers” for lunch, and a supper of “Delusions of Grandeur Pie”.

“Dr” Gillian sent off for her (non accredited) MA and PhD from a college will give out postgraduate qualifications for $60, although they most likely accept the stickers from the side of Robison’s jam jars as an alternative. So this means that “Dr” Gillian is as much a Doctor as say “Captain” America is a Captain, unfortunately the similarity ends there as Captain America is a fictional character and “Dr” Gillian is not.

“Dr” Gillian’s latest statement boggles belief she apparently does not believe in calories. Okay, so I she’s saying she doesn’t believe in a measure of energy, well it that case we don’t need to eat, pay the gas bill, or recharge our mobile phones because “Dr” Gillian thinks vitamins are all we need. Calories, Joules, and Watts are obviously just a plot by disreputable “scientists” to sell more diet Coke. I doubt she will be financially responsible for any one who had to take the car in for repair after filling the tank with orange juice.

So all in all if you want diet advice ask Captain America he might be a two dimensional cartoon character but at least he fights truth, justice, the American Way, and the first law of thermodynamics.