ITN News reported two stories that just did not make sense today.

Story one there has been so much snow today that several major travel routes have been closed down, including the channel tunnel. Yes that’s right the channel tunnel was closed down due to much snow, personally I would have thought that the snow fall would not be too bad under the English channel. I recon that the channel tunnel is just a cover for a secrete government base like on Star Gate SG1, So what they really mean when they say that several transport links have been closed due to snow fall is that the earth is under attack from aliens run!!!!

The other story was that after Sweden the UK are the county in the EU which is coming closest to achieving the targets under the Kyoto treaty. Then they went on to take about that oil depot in Hemel Hempstead that been on fire for days if not weeks. So let me get the straight we’re the second most environmentally friendly country the EU and Our oil refiners resemble those in the south of Iraq as the Imperial guard beat a hasty retreat.. What the F*** are the French and Germans doing? Driving 18 wheel trucks to work?, replacing all energy saving light bulbs with 100w? (painted blue to reduce the glare of course - red in Holland), and burning each others houses down as a cheap alternative to central heating?