Most people would think not Very much, but not me. Cheryl Tweedy has managed to disqualify herself from my list of fantasy women by committing a cardinal sin, namely getting a stupid tattoo.

I could forgive her being Miss October in the Girls Aloud 2006 calendar (why October? My Birthday has been and gone by then!), but this is a step too far. Why has she done this just before Christmas I will have look for a new festive stocking filler.