My wife said today that the reason the Doctor Who has been doing so well in the ratings lately is because Billie Piper is the “sexist” companion the Doctor has had. I was going to trawl through the net to prove her wrong but the prospect of looking for a sexy Doctor Who female co-stars is as thrilling as judging a “Miss Shipley Asda” competition so I think I will give it a miss.

Here a question. Adric, was it a man or a woman?