I’ve known about the “Mr Hand Job” car wash in Morley for some time but apparently there is one in Doncaster now too. How on earth can this brand take off? I find it hard enough to believe that people would rather trust their cars to bunch illegal immigrants and ex-cons as it, never mind the company with a name that would be better suited to a gay escort service.

You would think that decent society would have shunned this company but no. On the MANTA website the advert for “Mr Hand Job” is sponsored by “Euro-Bearings Ltd” who apparently specialise in “… ball bushings, housings and shafts” . This can not be an innocent mistake, I’m all in favour of trying to get as many hits on your web site as possible by using dodgy language (Tess Daly boob job) but this takes the biscuit.