It has been announced this week that Asda are to start selling sex toys. Has the world gone mad are Tesco’s going to start selling hardcore porn? Are Morrison’s going to start pimping out there staff?

I feel sorry for the lonely young lady who buys a vibrator during her weekly shop, You can just imagine the conveyor belt stacked with microwave meals for one and sex toys, why don’t they just hand out I’m a loser T-Shirts.

One worrying thought is who would buy a sex toy that had been “Whoops”ed?