I am not doing this because of the war in Iraq, or because of his desire to suck up to America, or even because I believe that every other member of parliament (Gordon Brown for example) could do a better job. I’m starting it because he’s such a none entity. Look at some of the Prime Ministers we’ve had in the past, Churchill was a alcoholic, Thatcher was an egomaniac, Eden went mad and invaded Egypt, and Major ran away from the circus to become an accountant.

What’s Blair done? Appeared on T4 with that annoying June Sarpong (Impeach June Sarpong!) and lied about being into pop music and football. Mind you I know exactly what would happen if we did get rid of Blair.