Surfing other people blogs there seems to be two recurring themes in popular blog culture, and I’m the sort of person you can count on to jump on the nearest convenient “Band Wagon”.

The first is the craze of getting pictures that people have put on personal ads and hot or not sites and ridiculing them. This is great fun because if you are going to put a picture of yourself on this type of site you would think that you’d make a bit a an effort and find a half decent photo, you would think! Most people don’t.

The second is the craze of compiling lists of “facts” about random people along the lines of “Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life, ever” or “Chuck Norris is unable to have children; over 17,000 women have died from complications of copulation with Chuck. The only known survivor of sex with Chuck Norris is Jenna Jameson, but the experience led her to a life in the porn industry.”

Away I thought I’d combine the two here a quiz, is the answer A or B.

This Lady is: A) Trying to convince her potential internet mate that she does not live in Mosside by editing her self on to a picture of a forest. B) Some kind of half women half tree developed by a mad scientis.

This man is A) Able to disguise himself as cartoon characters to avoid t***s like that one behind him. B) A paedophile.

This Women A) Does not know that her mates are putting her on a internet dating site because she’s a boring student who leaves in a s***-tip. B) Only eats sweet and sour Panda due to genetic disorder which affects one in 10 billion people.

This man is A) The New G.I. Joe. B) America best kept military secrete who will single handily wipe out Islamic Fundamentalism while topping both the Singles and Album charts with his menthol cool mix of Hip-Hop and Barbershop.

This girl A) Has the ability to erase someone from time and space with the power of her mystical bandana. B) A loser who thinks this picture implies that she has friends. Don’t worry honey your mummy thinks your cool.