I have just been on the Greggs, the bakers, website. I most admit I did go there on the off chance that it would confirm my suspicion that former Huddersfield Town (and Dutch international oh yes) striker Clyde Wijnard is a major shareholder. I’ve had this theory for a while because Clyde seemed more interested in pie than football when he was at Town.

Anyway according to the FAQs section of the site it says the following:

“Q. What are your biggest selling lines?

Over two thirds of our business is in takeaway food = principally sandwiches and savoury products like pies, pasties and sausage rolls, plus sweet lines like doughnuts and drinks.”

Two thirds!!!!! That’s just descried their entire business! What the hell is the other third! It’s obviously not something they want to promote, is it drugs, or gun running, or racketeering? Answers on a postcard please.