In 2004 Cheryl Tweedy was voted the 22 nd sexiest woman in the world by th readers of FHM. Over the last twelve months she has rocketed up the chart to finish as the 2005 runner up. A quick image search on google using the search “Cheryl Tweedy 2004” and “Cheryl Tweedy 2005” shows that during this time the singer has gone for a more " sexy" image, as seen in these before and after pictures.

This is nothing compared to Abi Titmuss who in the same period moved froma rather lowly 95 th to 7 th, incidentally by far the biggest move on anyone on the list. A similar image search for “Abi Titmuss 2004” and “Abi Titmuss 2005” does not seem to support her meteoric rise.

Now I wasn’t the biggest fan of the Abi Titmuss 2004 look but it was vastly prefable to the obnoxious chef look. As if a picture of Gordan Ramsey in the search wasn’t bad enough, look what you get if you miss the last “s” off Titmuss.

7 th sexiest women in the world? I think not!