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Saturday, November 05, 2005
 
#41: Casanova’s got some catching up to do!

According to Casanova’s autobiography he had slept with 122 different women by the age of 73, and for this he is remembered as the greatest lover of all time.

This got me thinking what about people like Peter Stringfellow who claim they have slept with 1000 women. For that matter what about porn stars? They get paid to have sex with different women 7 hours a day, 48 weeks a year, and due to being part of a crappy union they don’t even get bank holidays off.

I doubt porn stars can even remember who they have slept with, the only real estimate would be how many films they have been in. IMDB says that Ron Jeremy has been in 923 porn films, and he’s only 52, he has 21 more years, that going to make him at least ten times the “Lover” that Casanova was.

While looking up the info for this blog I found the following review on IMDB:-

"Gang Bang Whores Part 2" is so much better than the first part. Never before have I been so amazed by a production. This film gang banged its way into my heart. It simply is just plain awesome film making. I highly suggest you to see this. I also recommend: "The Mad Doctor Hump."

What the hell! Doesn’t this guy realise he’s reviewing a porn film! I just had to look up his review of “The Mad Doctor Hump”

“If you plan on seeing one movie your life time, this would definitely be it. I can't begin to explain how great this film was, from the superb writing to the extraordinary direction. The exciting action sequences will leave you short of breath…..This film moves in like a jack hammer and after its done, you're not the same anymore. You're changed. Forever….The Mad Doctor Hump humped its way into my heart.”

The same guy also did a review for “Booty Duty 5” entitled “Booty Duty 5 ! what? No Oscar?”

"Booty Duty 5" totally blows away the other four films (quiet literally.) I strongly urge you to see this fine piece of art. There is nothing that can come close to the greatness of this movie. If you liked films like, "The Mad Doctor Hump" and the ultra-rare cult film, "Voodoo Sex Gods," see this movie! “

I think Barry Norman and Jonathan Ross better lookout there’s a new gun in town.


posted by Carneade @ 9:54 PM ¦