The Mr Men and Little Miss could use some updating, I mean it’s all very well being “Big”, or “Strong”, or “Noisy” but there is so much more to life. So here are a few suggestions.

Little Miss Chav A.K.A Coleen McLoughlin

Mr Man? A.K.A Geri Halliwell

Although anyone that does a Yahoo image search for “Geri Halliwell” will see she’s at the very least post op. I’m not sure how that one got past the censors!

Little Miss Will Work For Food A.K.A Kerry McFadden

Mr Political Suicide A.K.A David Blunkett