Last night saw “Doctor Who” take three National Television Awards, including best actress! I’d say that Billie Piper was sleeping with the judges but lets face it could Billie Piper bribe anyone with the offer of sexual favours? The thought of Billie Piper naked is enough to put you off you dinner (and yes I did shoe horn that sentence into the post with the hope that one day someone will google “Billie Piper naked” and be very disappointed).

This latest series of Doctor Who has had money thrown at it, to dispel the image of cheap plastic sets, each episode cost about three times the amount that was spent on Star Trek: Enterprise.

The other “Big” winner, with two awards, on the night was celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. Oliver looks like his might have had one too many “school dinners” and it just seems so hypocritical after he spent all that time protesting to parliament about what the rest of us are eating.

I don’t know, I think the kids have got it too easy these days what with there gourmet school dinners and the high production value sci-fi. In the eighties we had to make do with greasy jam roly-poly and re-runs of Start Trek: The Animated Series and it didn’t do us any harm.