Is it just me, or are the police useless? It seems that since the invention of the “Speed Gun” the only crime that the police are bothered about is speeding, It’s easy to see why, after all you could chase a burglar or drug dealer but they are probable violent and “packing heat”, on the other hand you could sit in your nice warm police car eating take-away food and zapping the cars that crawl past at two miles an hour over the speed limit. To be fair I know what I’d chose.

talking about take-away food I was in McDonalds the other night and there were a couple of WPC’s behind me. The lad on the counter asked them if they had come about the earlier “incident”. Now I’m not in the Police but, like most people, I’m nosey so personally I would have thought anyone would have been interested to know what the earlier “incident” was, but not our brave ladies in blue. The two Police women looked at each other, then one said “No” and the other said “Two Big Mac meals please”.