Do you remember “The Darling Buds of May”, if you don’t your lucky, it was crap.

Anyway, the main story line was slutty country bumpkin “Mariette Jane Larkin” played by a young Catherine Zeta-Jones getting married to up tight city accountant, “Cedric Matthew 'Charley' Charlton” played by equally young Philip Franks. No one saw a problem with this they were the “perfek” couple as “Pop Larkin” would have said.

People always take the piss out of Catherine Zeta-Jones for marring Michael Douglas because of his age, and rightly so, but imagine what people would say if she’d married Philips Franks in real life. All I can say is that time has not been kind