Always being up for new challenges, I think i'm going to try my hand at celebrity gossip.
Apparently some one is upset that Sienna Miller (right) fancies Paolo Nutini (left).

I'm not sure who these people are so I have to make some assumptions.

Paolo, who was an extra in a VO5 extreme holding wax ad, is upset because people are spreading rumors that he fancies Sienna, who was a popular family salon during the 1980's/90's bridging the gap between Escort and Granada. I think Paolo dislikes Sienna for her poor build quality, oh and because shes a bit of a biffa.

How did that go?