Despite the powers at be constantly telling me that my Father of the year award is "in the post" they went and awarded it to Andrew "Freddy" Flintoff behind my back!

Freddy got the award because he went home during a test to see his child, as apposed to you know seeing his kids every day!!!! Correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't being on the front page of every national newspaper for getting drunk on a pedalo disqualify you from being "Father of the year"?