You know I think i'm playing with fire on this one but that the kind of mood I'm in tonight!

I was going to do a post about how much fun I used to have mocking the ladies on "jailbabes.com" the prison internet personals site, but,,,,,,,,,, It's seems to be back under a different name so let the mocking recommence!

Meet Krystyne of the CCA Bridgeport PPT Facility. For a start I think she means Christine but I'll let that slip for now. Everything below in quotes is here words the rest are mine!

"I am a 20 year old, 5'7", 143 lb. green eyed woman with a good smile." - All good so for as long as your the one with the jeans!

"I have a wonderful personality, great sense of humor and lots of spunk." - Personality tick, great sense of humor tick, lots of spunk, what the f**k!!! where did you get that from?!? Look if your wanting to sell Spunk on-line this is the wrong site! Also go you really have the proper facilities in prison to freeze spunk to the correct temperature for storage? Have you thought this through?

"I'm very open-minded and caring." - No s**t your in prison and wanting a boyfriend on the outside your hardly in a position to start making demands about their character.

"I have made some bad choices and do not plan on traveling that path again." - One would hope. mind you what were you going to say 'criminal genious seeks like minded male for fun, romance, and world domination?

"I am in search of a non-judgmental friend with a sense of humor and time to ease mine." - Well apart from that not making much sence, non-judgmental so not someone who was in the twelve then! and as for time there going to need plenty of that!

"Release Date: July 10, 2010" - S**t you've got three years left to serve what the f**k did you do?!?