Side kick of "Fruit and Veg" man Gregg Wallace, John Torode is back on our screens condescending people on Celebrity Masterchef.

Wither you know him as John Torode, or John T Rhoad, or Johnty Rhoad, you will have noticed one thing about him, namely the strange way the man eats.

The culinary world equivalent of the "poor mans Craig Revel Hallwood" keeps his chin perfectly still while his whole head moves up and down while he chews.

Also he seems to have perfected the use of an upside down fork to shovel food into his mouth.

Given that the show involves him constantly eating this is becoming quite disconcerting.